I wouldn't know what tramadol, diet(?!) phentermine or carisoprodol were if they jumped up collectively and bit me. If they did, I would probably just wonder, "What are these things that have jumped up out of nowhere and why are they biting me?".
Yes, I'm slow that way.
But one thing I do know, is that I have never, at any point in my life, ever worried about my, err...staying power.
So you can stop offering me all the goddamn Viagra.
The Blogger Who Has Never Had to Worry About ED.
*If there's anybody out there who knows how to block/stop/destroy the damn things, help me! Please?